Mari belajar spelling....

Today is Monday. Every Monday I teach Basic Adult English to my staffs from 8 - 9am. It's humorous I tell yaaa...My peeps are funny people...ader dari makcik yg dah dah setengah abad sampailah semuda muda 20tahun.

They come from various background..dlm class tu ader minah indon, minah jawa, minah sabah laaa...mek kelate, yg utagha pun by gak, mat nepal, mat myanmar......kira complete la team haku nie..peeps who speaks malay with many accents.

And not surprisingly ada yang I consider quite good considering their level of career for now. I hope they can go far. In my industry, it's necessary.

Anyway, after my recap English class yang 3 weeks overdue because of the banjir, they had a morning briefing before starting their daily work.

So today, of all days AM aku nak brief pasal spelling. Aku pun observe laa.. It was one of the funniest briefing ever...serious...I usually don't let myself go infront of my peeps...malu la kan...

AM tu cakap,

Hari ini saya nak briefing pasal you all punyer spelling dalam loss and breakages book..saya tak tau macamana A buat monthly inventory for this OPE, tapi kalau saya dah lama give up...

No. 1 - Ashtray

Macam maner nak sebut??

Ashtray yer...

So ader yg dgn bersusah payah lah berusaha nak sebut...

"B" macamana sebut?

Asstray..

Haaaa....asstrayy??

Haaa..ass?? aaa..kiss my ass....ass tu pungkok aku!!!

Sebut lagi semua...ashtray...


ASSHHHHHTRAYYYYY.....

Ok...macamane nak eja??

Bukan,

Estray,

Bukan,

Astry

Bukan,

Axtray,

Tetapi,

ASHTRAY......boleh sumer??

Bolehh!!!!

Next - Hi Ball Glass

Spelling dier bukan,

Hibo Glas,

Bukan,

HBG,

Bukan

Hi b galss

Bukan,

H/Boll,

Bukan,

Heibow,

Bukan,

Ebol

Dan Bukan,

Hasbull...

One staff interuppted...

Cik UBA, tu Hasbullah Awang tu....

Aku nak gelak ke tak nak????

Spelling dier sumer adalah...

Hi Ball Glass

Boleh sumer???

BOLEHH!!!

Next we have - Tumbler

Bukan,

Tumblur,

Bukan,

T.Gllas,

Bukan,

Tumble..

Aku pun interrupt,

Tumble tu tergolek ok??

OOOOO....

Macam maner eja nie??

T U M B L E R....

Good....


AM aku pun continue...

Nie..niee...aper nie??? saper bleh explain??

Saose

Saya agak-agak lah..I think it's saucer...tolong yer...ejaan dier bukan saose..


Itulah sekitar our briefing this morning...

But top this ladies and gentlemen....last but not least yg buat aku gelak tergolek-golek...


"SAWANG KENTANG"


Saper tau??


Anyone can figure this out?


Dah tau?

Teka laaa??



Jengg..jengg...jengg....


It's suppose to be....


SHOWER CURTAIN!!!

Aku tak tau laa..indon ker jawa ker, kelantan ker or saper saper laaa...but shower curtain became

sawang kentang???


Beat that..guys.... sesapa ader maid indon cuber tanyer...

Really...I love my peeps..sometimes they make me angry, they make me sad, they make me feel hopeless..but best of all they can also make me laugh like crazy...

Sampai biler2 aku akan ingat sawang kentang nie....





Remember my fellow bloggers....the above is shower curtain and not sawang kentang...