If there's anything at left for RHB to be proud of, credit must be given to Mr Lee at Maharajalela Branch for bending the rules.
If he did not bend it like "leeckham" I would be shopping with "air liur" this saturday. Damn pencopek!!!
I swear if I ever kena "seluk saku" lagi, I will knock myself on the wall!!!
Thank you Mr Lee, for making me smile that Wednesday. Dah lah aku rempuh hujan naik monorail from BN to Maharajalela dengan uniform aku yg antaranyer adalah black jacket!!!
When I reached there, the lady at the counter said, they cannot give me a new card without my original mykard. WTF!!!! What the hell we have temporary ID for then? How the hell am I going to withdraw my money??? I demand for the Bank Manager.
After much persuading, showing my unhappiness with the procedure and how it was inconvenient for me...he finally gave in. Ahhhh....victory...Power of persuasion do comes in handy.
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Kringgg...kringg....
Good afternoon, Housekeeping , May I assist you?
Tolong bagi baju lepas mandi
Errr...baju lepas mandi?? errr...baju macam mana yer tu?
Ma...dier tak paham laaa...
Alaaa..takkan baju lepas mandi tak tau...cakap ngan dier dlm laci ader satu jer..
Baju lepas mandi, yg dalam laci tu..ader satu jer....
Cik MMMMMM.....baju lepas mandi tu bathrobe!!!!
Ohhhh....nak bathrobe yer?? Itu namer dier bathrobe...
Aaaaa...tak kisah lah namer dier aper pun....hantar satu!!
Tup...letak telefon.
Dah lah BODOH...SOMBONG plak tu!!!! Inilah MELAYU kiter...kalau kutuk lebih terasa. Niece aku yg lima tahun pun tau bathrobe tu aper.
Argghhh!!!!!
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Kring...Kring...
Good afternoon, Housekeeping, May I assist you?
Allo.. err...may I knooww where I can wash my hair?
Err...no water in your bathroom ma'am?
No...no...I want to make beeeyootifool hare...
Beautiful hairrr???
Yes...u know..pleety..pleety hare..
Ohh...hair salon?
Solly..i no sepeakk..englis...
U sepeeakk...mandarin ma'am?
Err...no undestand...
Talk...talk mandarin, hokkien, cantonesse??
Ouuhhh...talk..talkk...chinesee...shanghai...
OOuuhh...ok.wait (Grab my chinese staff)
Blaaaa....blaa.a...blaaaa....blaaaaa....blaaaa...bukit bintang, klcc...monorail...taxi..blaa...blaaa...
xie xie nie...(thank you)
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Sabar...sabar.....
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16 comments:
i nak baju sebelum mandi ada kah?hehehe....
mmg I sokong you dah bodoh sombong pulak!!eh sama kat my clinic ada juga pekak badak .. miss can I buy medicines(nak repeat medications)bila dispensary staff dah bagi and told to pay at reception ... amboi marah'why should I pay?bill company lah*@%**eh tadi kata nak buy!!!
Alang2 dah tidur kat hotel, nak lah jugak rasa pakai baju lepas mandi tu.....yang macam dalam cite orang putih tu.
Ni measti kes kat umah tak de.
Kah kah kah 13x.
baju lepas mandi?? hahahhaha kelakar!
first I dengar org sebut tu..:D
Kah... kah... kah..
Baju org yang langsung tak mandi ada ke?
RHB SUCKS!
so it is called bathrobe ...
mind sending me one ... there is none in the laci.
psssttt ... i am naked
:D
hIk HiK hIk HiK ......
cObAaN cObAaN CoBaAn......
(PeNdEKaR bUjAnG lApOk )
LaRiKkkKkKkkK!
nie macam scene Mind Your Language
~kak elle~
tu la kak elle...nak kutuk melayu kiter gak..hmmm...tak kosa nak layan..
~bro hero~
alaaaa...org kite nie braper kerat yg ader bathrobe kat rumah but that dun means we dun know ehh...nie lacking in education laaa...mak bodoh sombong...anak double double laaaa...
~nour~
ya betul!!!! i pun 1st time...
~east43street~
hihihiiii....baju kambing laaa..sbb kambing tak mandi!!
~akula~
boy....they must have pissed u big time ehh!!!
~bro azer~
oooohhhhh...now i know yur trick...hihihiii..better warn my maid..:)
~abs~
larikkkk jauuuhhhh...jauuhhh....
~gravtkills~
i beg your pardon??
Our current malay pig generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.
I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth - they might have big sized bodies bud in their heads, but they have puny brains.
Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth - they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.
Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think!
You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?
Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like steal, rape, killing!
Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better off as British rule Malaysia after all.
Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!
Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.
If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!
You go to American Embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong?
Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of fool, corrupt, lazy person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.
The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn't teach them what is honesty, hardworking, civilisation!
Ask all malay pig go back to Indonesia.
The malay pig make Malaysia become rubbish country. Without malay pig in Malaysia - Malaysia country will become same as Singapore or Taiwan.
Where malay pig came from? Indonesia? Arab? Africa? What happened to our Orang Asli? They are the original settlers here, they should be the true real bumiputras. Not the babiputras we have here.
What is wrong with the babiputras? Highest crime rates, highest divorce rates, highest number of criminals, highest number of drug users, highest number of rapists.
A genetically flawed race (babiputras) cannot be fixed by politically.
What have we got now?
Brain drain, economic disparity getting wider, poor education system, racial segregation, widespread corruption, inefficiency and uncompetitive on the government departments and others.
Sad. Sad. Sad. The question asked by many of my fellow Chinese is this - Why can't you just tell the malay pig to adopt Chinese culture which is superior?
It makes no difference whether I am a Chinese, Indian or for that matter, anyone else, even a Mat Salleh. I am speaking as a human being to a malay pig like you.
If you malay pig don't like the non-malays here, then go back to Sumatra, Jawa, or wherever your ancestors came from, and give this land back to its rightful master, the Orang Asli.
If Malaysia is to divide into two countries with malay pig taking the east, and the west to the Chinese and the Indians - watch that the malay pig starting to migrate to the west illegally for a better future.
It is no wonder Singapore is a country which is 50 years ahead of Malaysia.
You know something - once outside the perimeters of Malaysia, these malay pig are so small in value even a dog has more value than them!
Everything in Malaysia is a joke when it comes to the malay pig. They are laughed at by everyone in this world for being incompetent, lazy, useless morons.
From research, this peninsular was part of the Siamese empire way before these malay pig from Indonesia invaded it.
Still so thick skin, don't want to go back to Indonesia.
I am totally agree what you have said, those moron malays have no sense of 'malu'. For example, I find that most of those malay pig creature are dirty and smelly, but they still walking around proudly with that stinking and ugly look.
Another example is most of them are poor, they can't afford a big luxury car. When they saw Chinese or Indian driving a big car, they are feeling distress and jealous.
What a loser! Hey non-malays can afford a big car without depend on NEP policy. But you pathetic malay pig can't afford it even though with NEP policy help. Loser malay pig!
We can't change it politically, you are wrong. We will.
Once this country is run by terms of equal rights, where each citizen play by the rules and regulations of total fairness, then we shall see where the malays will stand.
Right down at the bottom? Most probably, yes! Not only the non-malays will agree, the whole world would probably agree as well. In fact some malays will agree this as well.
The only thing that all of us can see, whether you are a Malaysian, or non-Malaysian, is that the malays here will never change. Not now, never will.
Your level of intelligence and pathetic sense of judgement depict not only how truthfully and incompetently low life beings you are, crawling at the lowest level of the human hierarchy, begging for alms, practically putting all your grotesque clown-butt ugly faces in front of the world, self admitting that even maggots feasting on a pile of dung, looks and sounds much much better.
You defense on your own race, will not conclude anything, but strengthen the fact that even your pure existence in this very world of civilized human beings, is worse than the thought of having an incest driven rapist over for dinner.
Ponder upon this, there is no point defending for yourselves, save it. The fact and all the truth speak louder than just stupid farts coming out from your infested mouth fueled by your retarded brain.
To be honest, how naive you are with your pointless talk, we can see it in every glory in your statement here. In fact by calling you stupid, would be the most insulting thing by being stupid. Have you ever heard of the word opposition?
Think my friend, if there is no such thing as bravery to challenge the government face to face, why would oppositions be there?
By now, your retarded brain must be struggling, thinking, hey what is the point of oppositions if they are not effective enough to fight against the government? Good question.
One word - CORRUPTION.
The rest of the picture, I will also leave it up to you.
The real cowards in Malaysia are the group of people who survive under bogus unfair rights, fictional promises which only rat testicles will believe they are true.
The same group of people who destroying the country with their own social menaces, incest activities, drugs, materialistic punks with brains the size of a chicken shit, etc.
The same group of people who are spoilt by unreasonable, pointless, total waste of time support from the government. Which even that, on that very constant support, they are still licking their own balls, nursing their injury, shamelessly.
And still as of yet, presently and logically categorized as the poorest class citizens who only survive by politically sucking other people's hard earned benefits.
The same group of people who idolizes external portrayal of physical goodness, but mentally and reality, are bunch of idiotic hypocrites nothing better than a rotting pair of pig testicles. Even the maggots would think twice of devouring such a distasteful crap.
I am sick and tired of saying this over and over again. I honestly believe, that every single malay individual in this country, within their very heart, and best interests, know where they stand. They know right from the start, that they can't win in a fair and equal environment.
Their fictitious pride and ego made them proud of their weakness, never ever have the guts to admit their weaker side.
And how do you think they survive? By playing dirty. And most of the time, very very dirty. To those malays who are successful, trust me, they are not pure malays. They are even embarrassed by the fact that they are malays.
Think......................
Still think and insist malays are for perpaduan? fair? got integrity and dignity?
The only way to have perpaduan is: you motherf***ker stripe your own babi status and come to term with other races on level playing field - that is what we call a step towards perpaduan!
We are all Malaysians, why not? What is your problem??????????
Now the answer to this I leave it to you to think. How you want to think it with your level of stupidity, I have truly no idea.
Yes, a lot of non-malays in Malaysia are leaving this country. But what the hell, they (babiputras) don't care. They are happy that we leave.
I do agree with you of those you mentioned, our country is stepping backward, we are loosing in all aspects and yet overdue and retard ministers are still available on shelf. The ministers think that they are the only ones capable and qualified to be there and not replaceable, otherwise the country could collapse.
Looking at Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq likes looking at this country future. The well connected babiputras are getting richer. This government is spoon feeding the babiputras at this nation expense. I am sick of this country too.
My advise is let them rot in their own stew.
The Barisan government has achieved 0% in reversing the trend of racism.
While South Africa has disbanded racism through the government's initiative after the global news onslaught, our Malaysia government leaders are propagating RACISM and FACISM in every way.
In term of racism, we are the most uncivilised country in the world. Look into our neighbouring countries of Asia, they are advancing economically on a straight forward objective, for their citizens.
Whereas we are moving in deviationist path, widely off the international economic theory for the sole objective, of propelling the well being of a supreme race.
Mahathir era is over, here we have Badawi. Is he changing the trend? Not a single sign of it.
How about the future under Najib? Sad, sad. They have more camouflage in readiness.
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