Thursday, May 17, 2007

Multiple ways..




3 ladies conversation during lunch break...

Lady 1 - Che...aku nak selamba rumah kau esok? kau off ker keja?

Lady 2 - Hmmm...cuti..boleh laaa..lepas keja trus selamba laaa..

Lady 2 - Dun forget aaa..bring yur clothes...suar dalam..ker ..sumer yg dalam laaa..

Lady 2 - Suar dalam 1 pun cukup laaa..

Aku - hahhh..1??? Min..

Lady 2 - Ye laaa...side a..side b maaaa...

Aku - (Looking at Lady 1) Min yee keee??? serious...

Lady 1 - Che...celaka kau cha...she believe u sehhh..damage my reputation only..maner
ader laa...UBA..kau percaya la dier...aku nie org paling pembersih tau!!!

Aku - Ehhh...Min..instead of side a side B...might as well kau pakai pusing2...ader 2
side..leh pusing ke bawah!!! kinda like revolving knickers...hahhhhaaahahhh...
boleh pakai 3 kali.

Lady 1 - Cha..nie kau la nie..damage la rep aku niehh...celaka betull!!! takper besok
aku tunjuk suar dlm aku..maner ader kuning2 woiii...

Note - Ini adalah perbualan antara 2 cina murtad dan melayu...
Che - sister in chinese
Selamba - Overnight stay

Question - Kalau thong?? camne nak pusing??? ouchh...

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I ditched a huge feast planned whereby the guest list were 4 couples and me alone...and also white lied to my mom right before mom's day and left Along's bersanding much earlier all because I needed to have singles day out to watch












this...







And is was all worth it.

I was skeptical at first because I slept right through for his last movie. But this time coming...it was hell full of laughters...


Kelakar..kelakar.....



Seriusss.go and see it..u won't regret it.


I really needed the singles day out....She needed a new spine and he just needed to woogie boogie...good combo ehh...

12 comments:

ayang_mas said...

hiii....ayg sajer mai singgah...citer pasal suar dlm???..malu tp mmg itu realitinyer...heheheh ..(+_+)

itot said...

side a side b? huhuhu...

~ GAB ~ said...

I am not oo sure what to comment. but I am curious still... boleh pusing2 ek? hehe

Unknown said...

Seriussss ahhh you UBA...hahahaha... pusing2 lak...buleh? adehhh sakit perut akak gelak...

Tu SUMOLAH belum tgk lagi...iye ke best? Aduhai...bila lah nak pegi...

Izham Miyake said...

oh nasiblah saya jarang guna suar dalam.

gravtkills said...

tactic side a and side b masih dalam kegunaan eh

Anonymous said...

gRoSs YeT pEcAh PeRuT .. bEst LaK

maklang said...

tak pakai langsung laaa...kalau cam tu tak payah nak tukar side..ha..ha..

booGie said...

wa selamba je seminggu pakai satu.
Rewiiinnddd je, takyah side A ka side B ka.
Nope, it's only a joke though.
ehehehe....
Sumolah kelakar hor?

UglyButAdorable said...

~ayang_mas~
ye..itulah reality..there are people like that tau..jgn tak caya

~itot~
nyehh..nyehhh...

~gab~
curiosity kill the cat ehhh...nowadays kalau ader lah yg pusing2..tak tau la nak cakap..

UglyButAdorable said...

~radengaloh~
ye laaa...sis kelakar...must go n see..and am glad that i can make yo laugh...:)

~tennomiyake~
oohhhh...tidakkk!!!

~gravtkills~
i must say ader lagi yg buat...i'm pretty sure...

UglyButAdorable said...

~akubudaksetan~
hehhh...hehh..tks for visiting..

~maklang~
kalau tak pakai..utk yg belum berkhawin nie..tak braper digalakkan...if u know wht i mean...nyehhh..nyehhh..

~boogie~
peghh...wa ingat betul tadie..
ya..itu sumolah sgt lah kelakar..