Angkat skirt, pulled down my stockings and a tight short pant.
Why the short pants?? Only people my size will understand...heheheeeee... and that's why I hate skirts!!!
Next...
Sit on the bowl and wee wee.....
Apsal tak dengar bunyi yg kuat kadar decibelnyer??
Moi forgot to pull down the knickers!!!!!! Dangit!!!!
Don't even asked me how I manage to clear the mess, but I did. Thanks to always having a spare of knickers in my toiletries bag.
Ya....malu nak cerita...tapi ini blog saya...saya akan baca lagi 10tahun akan datang dan gelak sendiri...insya Allah...
Dan kalau kalau saya ader penyakit batu karang...mintak dijauhkan..it serves me right..
More post Raya stories soon...
Sekarang amatlah busy...amatlah busy....busy menembak, berperang air, memeluk, membaking...dan macam-macam lagi....argghhhh...Facebook adalah sungguh addictive!!!
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I couldn't believe this ha ha ha.... Emergency ye?
Apa lak sampai dah pegi menembak tu. Dapat keje baru ke?
Stock market tengah jatuh tu. Masa ni la kena beli. Tak beli ke?
nasib ada spare ekk..kalau tak ...bak kata As FEMININ
"angin bayu membawa diriku sepintas lalu kuteringatkan muuuu..."
masuk hangin! kah kah kah..sorry fren, tak tahan gelak!
lain kali jangan tahan2 daaaaaaa
mak oii! tak panas ke pakai banyak2 sangat bawah tuh...HAHAHA! mesia ni panas weh!
have you 'terkincit' in yr pants before? dont ask me why i ask u that question...not a very pleasant experience :)
OMG!!!!
saya simpati tapi i cant help myself to tergelak.... sowee2....
pesanan pihak penaja: jgn tahan2 lagi... not good for health :)
hehehe jgn tahan2 ... kang dpt batu karang kang :D
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hahhaha...sometimes kalau dah emergency..apa2 pun boleh jadikan..
lawaklah you ni babe..
Tula, sapa suruh tahan lama sangat..
good lesson learn on "process mapping " haha ..
tapi mengapa ditahan-tahan ??
eid mubarak ..
dont you know, menahan kencing can be a very good exercise especially in love making..opsss....! (i salah komen ke ni...).
i can imagine how u terkepit2...sexxayyy though..
Ini dah biasa ke? Sampai ada spare knickers dalam bag.Tergelak picturing the scene. Tahan kencing tak bagus, take it from me. Teman pun kuat tahan kencing. There's a risk of renal reflux - flow of urine back towards the kidneys. Bad, bad condition. Kuzz, tahan kencing to improve the 'grip' for lovemaking is to be done when there is no urge to go to the toilet. Itu mak teman yang cakap.
Ooooops, and I will bookmark this entry. will read again in 10 years' time. kah3x
I don't believe you did that!!!wei mas don't hold your bladder too long it will give you urinary infection....jgn ler pakai tebal2 ...
sOlAkA hArI rAyA kAtA-NyA
lArIkKkkKkKKk!
JokEs Of ThE dAy SiOt !
macam hakim masa dia kecik2 aje..
patut pun Hakim boleh rapat sangat ngan Aunty Mas aje...gelihati maklang...
~east43street~
emergency la tu bro...kes suker tahan.. menembak tu sumer bahana facebook hihiiii...
i wish know how to play this market share thingy...tahun depan balik ajar la saya...:)
~nazrah~
hahahaha...go commando beb!!!
~fg~
lain kali tak buat dah....
~kc~
hehehheeee.....nasib keja dlm aircond... terkhincit belum pernah laaa..except when i was std 1 dulu....hehehheeee...
~ays_as~
terima kasih atas pesanan penaja...mesti disemat hingga mati..hihiiihiii....
~azer mantessa~
auwww..tks bro...catchy tune tu...tks i like it...
apsal la DOS?
selamat hari raya to you too n family...
~nour~
yerr...desperate situation requires desperate measures...aper pun boleh..:)
~trueblue~
hihihiihiiii....tu laaa...penyakit..suker wait procastinate.sampai bab kencing pun..
~bert~
mapping process ehh...never thot of that...nyehhh..nyehhh...
habit..bad habit...
eid mubarak to you too..
~missy~
hahahhaaaa...i'll take that note...
yer sexy terkinja kinja dlm lift...nasib tak meleleh otw!!!
~bro wa~
spare memang sentiasa ader..habit dr dulu...extra toilet roll pun ader..sbb public toilet kat m'sia tak sumer ader tissue...tak reti lepas "keja" tak pakai tisu...nyehhh..nyehhh...
teman raser pesanan mak teman tu ader logiknyaa...pastuh kawan teman pun ader cakap...deep breathing in and out sambil "kemut" pun bagus gakk...hahahhahaaa....
~bro hero~
nyehh...nyehhh....malu la bro...dun tell your kids aaaa...
~kak elle~
hihhihiii... stockings kena pakai la sis...uniform sop...:( pastuh pakai short pants kat dalam sbb senang nak jalan...
~abs~
larik...jauh jauh....bucuk..
~mak lang~
tak baik tau mak lang...nanti kena telan seribu jarum hehehehee..."skript hakim"
This is the kelakarest post ever!
UBD second post I read this week about tahan kencing.
Same advice, try to have schedule going to the ladies. Maybe at 7 am, 11 am, 4 pm and 10 pm..... hehehe....
P/S: Now I know y ladies have extra panties in their handbag.....
slow release after tahan lama can be sangat nikmat. haha
hehhehhehehe...this is funny but it's true..believe me...it happens
I feel you babe. I pun pernah kena pakai girdle to work for some time after delivering my 2nd baby. Nyaris jugak lah terlupa nak bukak panties a few times.
i cant imagine the mess hehehe
mana pegi? lamanya tak updet?
Arrrrgh...isskkk...dah tak tahan dah ni....bila nak update? hehehh
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